krvsty:

yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

thecompanionsdoctor:

My week is basically:

• Monday
• Monday #2
• Monday #3
• Monday #4
• Friday
• Saturday
• Pre-Monday

pizza:

sherlockedinpurgatory:

*turns out lights and lights candles*

*stands in front of mirror*

pizza

pizza

pizza

*climbs out of your mirror*

wassup dawg

fluent-in-lesbianism:

forsciencejohn:

when I say “I wish they would turn this book into a movie” what I really mean is “I wish they would turn this book into a 17-hour-long spectacle that includes every single solitary detail and doesn’t deviate at all from the storyline and has perfect casting”

Biggest lie told in schools: Bullying will not be tolerated.